Tuesday Night TV

It seems like the entire country is suffering from post-Olympic blues: what to do now there is no longer a constant barrage of sport on our televisions all day and night displaying the outstanding talents of Team GB’s greatest Olympians? What did we do with our lives in the time before London 2012? Well thank goodness for the BBC (as always). They’ve commissioned a fabulous up-coming TV schedule with enough brand new British drama, baking shows and comedy to keep everyone happy in this odd phase of dead time without Jessica Ennis’s abs, Mo Farah’s mobot, and Sir Chris Hoy cycling round and round in circles collecting gold medals like nobody’s business.

The BBC has inexplicably solved the problem of this vacuum even without the theme to Chariots of Fire playing on a constant loop.